20 Best Things To Do While You’re High
Baked and out of ideas? Then look no further! Here’s a list of 20 things that you won’t see on every list. So go on, spark up, and have fun!
Go to your local supermarket/ Costco/ discount store, and try all of the free samples on offer as many times as you can without being denied. Thankfully these stores usually also have costume supplies so make a real game of it by playing dress up- that way you get fed and new Halloween ideas at the same time! Everybody wins.
2. Stand-up Comedy
Whether you’re going to a live show or on a YouTube tirade, there’s always someone funnier or more miserable than you, willing to get up on stage to try and make you laugh. Try Ross Noble if you’re feeling a little frantic, or Jim Jeffries for some crude humour.
Who wouldn’t want to cover all the interesting things in and around your house with googly eyes. This works best if you have roommates, so they can come home and discover your hilarity for weeks on end! Think toilet lids, food containers, appliances, the list goes on.
Don’t just assault your fridge; challenge yourself and others to competitions. Select 3 random ingredients and play ‘Chopped’ in your own house, or hit the closest all you can eat buffet and truly get your money’s worth. For a cannabis-infused treat, try the LEVO Oil Infuser.
5. Voice dub
It’s time to mute that television and let your shows take the turn you want them to. Get together with some friends and become your own character, or just yell witty remarks at the box, it’s all good.
6. Sensory deprivation tanks
7. Curiosity Stream
Are you the kind of smoker who likes to bliss out watching documentaries? Then this is for you! Free to try for 30 days and only a minimal fee thereafter, it will keep you entertained for hours on end.
8. La Musica
This probably goes without saying but music has its own way of connecting with you when you’re high, so let it! Follow the ‘people who liked this also liked’ links to take you on a path to new discoveries, sit back, and enjoy.
9. Go to a marijuana event near you
10. Get creative!
I’m sure by now you’ve all seen the ‘adult therapy’ colouring in books around, but have you seen The Stoners Colouring Book? It takes just the right amount of concentration to keep you interested, so rediscover childhood and cross those lines as many times as you want.
11. Egg art
All you need is a Sharpie and a carton of eggs to get started. Oh, and as many terrible egg puns as you can muster, to make sure you get the eggsact eggspressions you want. I know. It’s bad. You could even say it’s eggscruciating. Drawing on eggs is great, though, so give it a try!
12. Weed + Shower = Success
Aside from being a steamy indoor hotbox, it has been shown that we do some of our best thinking in the shower. What does that mean? Well if you get yourself this notepad so you don’t forget your brilliant ideas, you’re all but guaranteed success! Who knows, maybe you’ll come up with new designs for your eggs!
13. Theme Parks
Aside from the amazing food on offer, you can leave your brain on the incline as the rest of you is being tossed in circles at speeds upwards of 80 mph. For extra enjoyment keep an eye out for the action shot camera, and have your ridiculous pose ready so you can ruin ‘Bob and Martha’s family photo.’ Seriously, no one wants to see your holiday photos. Ever.
14. Go stargazing
Grab yourself a blanket and find a nice patch of lawn, and let your mind wander into the endless abyss of the universe.
15. It’s journey time
There’s a big wide world out there, and seeing it through green-colored glasses only makes it more interesting! Walk along the beach, cycle through a park, or let your internal navigator get you completely lost. It really doesn’t matter; just keep a fresh supply to maintain your high.
16. Build a fort
In fact, make your own lounge room palace (and hotbox it of course!). You’ll need pegs, sheets, blankets, and every pillow and comfortable item you own. Use fairy lights to add a touch of magic, and, of course, don’t forget the munchies, smoking utensils, and the password!
17. Get intimate
It’s no secret, but getting busy while you’re baked is a direct route to pleasure and relaxation. Get lost in your own selfish little world, and when you’re done, roll over and spark up. Could anything be better?
18. YouTube trawling
This goes without saying, but smoking weed and YouTube sessions go together like, well like weed and YouTube. It’s great. Whilst Fail vid’s never fail to get a laugh, these channels should absolutely be on the list of every marijuana enthusiast.
19. The proposal
This is great for couples that smoke together, or even close friends, and requires a little preparation. You’ll need a ring (it can be any kind, as long as it doesn’t look like plastic), a ring box, and a dinner reservation. At some point during your meal, get down on one knee to ‘propose,’ and once the applause stops (presuming you keep a straight face during the ordeal), sit back and see what you get for free!
20. When it doubt- blaze it out
Give the Hairway to Steven a climb with this honeycomb perc from Chongz.
Tried any of these items, or have your own favourite things to do when you’re high? Add them to the comment section below or let us know on social media